Some funny quotes about aging

I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type.
- Bob Hope

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…
- Sir Norman Wisdom 

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon…smart too late.
- Mike Tyson

You know you’re getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
-John Mendoza

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
-Robert Quillen

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it’s more about the state of your body. 
-Geoffrey Parfitt